soul devouring bunnies
Magical moment with a mosquito

I had a kettle on with a little bit of water in it. I poured out what I had left in my mug to brew myself some tea while flicking the stove on and I peer into the kettle.. there was this tiny little mosquito on the surface of the water.
I had seen it earlier on the glass screen of the stove, and told it “You better be a boy mosquito or I WILL squash you.” I remember him, and pick it up.
I look closely to his face, if he’s got a stinger. He trembles, breaks free of the remaining water and climbs up on all his six feet. I see a stinger on him, but it is all ruffly and weird - definately a male. But it doesn’t really matter since he’s so cute I would’ve let him go anyway.

His body is yellow-ish in colour and his backlegs have pretty stripes to them. I remember malaria mosquitoes have those too.. but they are bigger and they curl those pretty last pair of legs up while resting. I realise I don’t know his species. Weird little thing. I wish I had a macro lens and a proper camera.
I open up the door to my little overgrown yard and take a gander at the tiny little being sitting on my hand and he’s cleaning his pretty snout up. Despite countering a million mosquitos in my life I have never actually seen one as up close, never actually spent a mutually pleasant moment. In fact all of those previous mosquitos I have met died very soon after getting too close to me.

It kinda feels like a shame now. Weird.

I shoo him off my hand and he flies to freedom.

Mosquito huh.. well, good for you, you goddamn menace.

lampfaced:

just-for-grins:

If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up!  :D

that is not a platypus that is a penguin chick

that is also not a baby falcon that is an adult pygmy falcon

but it is nice that there are entire species of falcon that resemble cutesy caricatures of falcons despite being adults

I’m also pretty sure that is not a beaver, but a cottontail rabbit in the picture since I went “huh, so a beaver baby looks *EXACTLY* like a bunny, then?” It kinda makes sense now..

Also, the hyena is a striped hyena. Kinda if you called a dog “canine” and left it at that.

I guess people who like cute things don’t like to actually know more about them lol

This band is the best thing ever, they’re uplifting, hilarious and their music videos are funny, fun and inventive. I can barely contain myself I’m so gay for this band yes homo, all the homo.

This started to immediately play in my head when I saw this pic :’D

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Wow, this story is at least 50 years old and it’s still circulating? I can’t even tell how many of my friend’s cousins and niece’s uncle’s grandmothers have had this happen to them. People really love to steal them suitcases full of dead dogs lemme tell ya.

I just also realised this is how religions start. A story or an idea begins to live independently of humans, in its own “meme pool” which only slightly evolves or varies when it goes from mind to mind.
Just.. create a religion around this story already, everyone who has had this happen to their friends or relatives should join this religion and go fuck themselves. Thank you.

 - The Best Hentai Voice Acting You'll Ever Hear
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king-alu-of-arendelle:

catbountry:

tsunglasses:

If you haven’t heard this your life is incomplete.

I’m so turned on right now.

My face is so fucking red.

Wow she’s actually pretty good at making animal noises…….

Also, this is why I *always* put it on mute when watching hentai. Unfortunately it makes me pass on gems like this :DD

xenozoophavs:

Spider Lust
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/SaltyIceCream

LOOK! PORN.

eytancragg:

Oh my fucking god

Look, I drew something nice for a change :)!This was a commission for azil31 on Furaffinity

Look, I drew something nice for a change :)!

This was a commission for azil31 on Furaffinity

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Chrono Trigger
"The tip of his cock soon rested against her slit while his arms moved toward her back and guided her down onto his chest. She felt her breasts press against the hard smooth scales of Lavos’s abdomen and comforted herself with the knowledge that she was in the hands or, more accurately, claws of, a caring and powerful man. Or alien parasite. Whichever."

aww <3Ps. I don’t know what chrono trigger is

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Chrono Trigger

"The tip of his cock soon rested against her slit while his arms moved toward her back and guided her down onto his chest. She felt her breasts press against the hard smooth scales of Lavos’s abdomen and comforted herself with the knowledge that she was in the hands or, more accurately, claws of, a caring and powerful man. Or alien parasite. Whichever."

aww <3

Ps. I don’t know what chrono trigger is